So, last night, a British Monarch got married. Throw that next to Jennifer Aniston's dating status in the "Things lots of people talk about that I care nothing about." I really don't get the generally fascination with following celebrities lives. What's the point of living vicariously through someone who is as likely to be going to rehab for depression and drug abuse as they are to be happy?

I am re-watching the cartoon Ducktales. I feel weird, being 26 and watching cartoons... but its just more entertaining than 95% of the television shows on now, and I work 16 hours tomorrow, meaning no going out and having fun.

Applying for jobs is almost as annoying as working the one I currently have.

Wait, the girl everyone is talking about that got married is good looking, close to my age, rich, and has an english accent? I take it all back, I care. There are only so many girls like that in the world, and Plan A for my life, marrying one of them, is still on. Of course, if Kaley Cuoco, Emma Stone, or Anna Kendrick is reading this, I will totally settle for you on the whole accent thing.