I like lists.

So, this morning upon waking up, I managed to get a splinter in my toe from my wooden floor. And as I sat, awkwardly trying to find a position in which I could hold my foot where I could see the side/bottom of my toe and also have enough dexterity to remove the splinter, I thought for the millionth time: I really need to move.

I'm currently planning on Southern California, sometime over the summer. There are a lot of reasons to move there... but the superficial ones are the most important. Every friend I have who lives down there has the prettiest girls in their facebook pictures. And at this age, I am thinking it's about time to settle down... but still young enough I haven't started to settle for girls actually in my league.

So, while my toe bleeds from my mutilating "mastery" of the use of tweezers, I think it's time to start a running list of things to do while in Southern California:

1) Meet Kaley Cuoco
2) Serenade Billie Jean to Cassie Olsen
3) See a Dodger game
4) Go surfing and snowboarding in the same day
5) Ride every roller coaster at Magic Mountain in one day
6) Take a date to Disney Land, have it go well
7) Do Neil Patrick Harris's "Accomplice: Hollywood"
8) Tour the Queen Mary on Halloween
9) See a filming of Big Bang Theory
10) See the Irish play the Trojans

I'll just keep adding more, as they come to mind.