Growing up in a conservative, borderline oppressive, church environment, a lot of my education about the world came from fairly random sources. My sexual education classes were nightly listening to a radio show called Loveline, with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. They weren't broadcast near my university, but I have recently found a podcast to listen to them (well, Drew and the new host, Psycho Mike) regularly again. I highly recommend the show, and not only because I hope it keeps going long enough for me to someday have Dr. Drew's job.

Anyways, in listening to Loveline today on my way to work, I learned there is such a thing as post-coital headaches. And I have just gotta say... WHAT THE?! Talk about the ultimate bitch slap from whatever deity you choose to believe in! "Ah, I see you just had an orgasm. Pretty happy yourself, huh? Well BAM! Migraine!" And even if you choose not to believe in a higher power, that makes it even worse, because you just come to the conclusion your own body thinks you should lose the contest of survival of the fittest. I mean seriously. This has got to be one of the crappiest non-fatal diseases. It would absolutely blow to have. Except with no alternative positive connotation to the word blow. Because you get a blow job and... BAM! Migraine!

On the plus side, it has given me something new to scream out my window at drivers who push my road rage over the edge. So if you ever see someone hanging out their window, middle finger in the air, screaming "I hope you get post-coital headaches, jackass!" be sure and roll down a window, let me know you read my blog.