Sunday, July 24, 2011

Today I bought a book on how to pick up women. I also bought a Star Wars book.

In hindsight, perhaps avoiding buying the later would have precluded my need to buy the former.

3 comments:

  1. Malachi said "I would have liked to see him go to the checkout with both of those books"

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  2. lol. Let me tell you: It was one line, with two tellers, and you just went to whomever was open next. And one of the two was a guy who... well, looked like he spoke klingon, and was probably annoyed that he was working instead of at Comic Con... you know, someone who would understand. And the other teller was a little old lady. Of course, I get the little old lady. Who audibly sighs, when she scans the Star Wars book. Then, when she scans the picking up girls book, I swear, looks up at me, gives me the once over, then looks in my bag, sees the Star Wars book, and shrugs as if to say "Yep, bet he needs this."

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  3. Hahahaha...oh man. Thank you for going through all of that, it has brightened my day :)

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