Am I too old to go to a ska concert? There is a pretty good one (Reel Big Fish with Streetlight Manifesto) at the House of Blues in two weeks... hmm.

I've had the new Mumford & Sons song stuck in my head all day. It's not that I want to be listening to sad bastard music, I just want something I can ignore.

The over/under of the times someone says "winning" on the upcoming Comedy Central Charlie Sheen Roast: 42.

Is there any point to people selling a gross of those tiny bottle rocket fireworks in one pack? Has anyone in history ever set off 144 of them individually? No. You start setting them off one at a time... then inevitably you step it up to looking for ways to set them off as a group. Possibly with a stop at shooting them at each other in between. Those little suckers are probably more dangerous than the big stuff, because anytime you give someone enough opportunities, they are going to do something stupid. That's why the longest streak of a position player in baseball without an error is just over 2 seasons. That's why even Roy let in soft goals. That's why, any guy who has dated more than a couple girls, has at least one girl that he would prefer no one hear about him doing stuff with. And would even forget her himself if his asshole best friend would stop bringing her up. Especially in front of other gorgeous women, especially when I'd already gotten caught smiling at the fact Star Trek was playing in the bar... er... um... yea. Too many fireworks and stuff. Bad.

There's a path you take, and a path not taken. The choice is up to you my friend.