"No Dad, it's not weird that you changed my bathroom so that, instead of a light coming on when you hit the light switch, a minor ghost character from a children's book suddenly appears on the wall. I'd really like it, though, if you could fix whatever you did to my bed. No? Well, yes, I suppose the couch does work too..."

Tomorrow night will mark the two week anniversary of the last time I slept more than 2 hours in a row. If I hit a month, I feel like I should throw some sort of party. I'm not quite sure what a sleep themed party would look like, because what keeps coming to mind is the joyous hour of Kindergarten we all look back on as "the good old days" or as it was known then, "nap time." I suppose I could see about a melatonin filled pinata. Musical sleeping bags with songs that last about as long as a REM cycle might work too, since there would be some real motivation to stay in each round.

Hey pretty girl. Did you go to college? Did you get your B.A., with all that knowledge?