Due to the relationship problems I have been stumbling into the last couple decades, I decided to make a quiz, to make sure I at least have similar interests to the next person I decide to waste thousands of dollars on. That way, I am fairly certain they will at minimum be able to pick out a t-shirt I would actually wear when giving me a present. You know, the one gift I'll get before that inevitable conversation where they say things like "It's not you, it's me" or "We'd be better off as friends" or "Even though it's been 4 months and we've only held hands I think all you're after is the physical so I am ending it." You know, the usual stuff.

So, if you are one of the many girls I wanted to date, who thinks I am a great guy and would make a wonderful boyfriend (not for you, the person I was interested in, of course, but for, you know, maybe a friend) go ahead and point your friends this way. Why not?

I figure, somebody out to be able to know at least ten:

In hockey, what is offsides?
Mystery Science __________ 3000?
How many counts for the 4 basic steps of East Coast Swing dancing?
What does it mean to be 'Oshied' and where did the term originate?
How many knocks before Penny?
Name a ska band. Bonus point for know what wave they are a part of.
Name 3 authors published more than a century ago you have read for entertainment not as a school assignment.
Name a member of the 60's Rat Pack, and one song or movie he was known for.
Name an amendment on the Bill of Rights other than the first.
What color is Malcolm Reynolds coat?
Name the letter of an Enterprise Picard commanded.
Which political party is more likely to raise taxes?
Name the best known (in your opinion) and least known (in your opinion) musical acts you have seen in concert?
Do you keep an up to date passport, and if so, what stamp do you hope for next?