Just because you call it hunting, doesn't make it any cooler. You are wandering around the woods hoping to find a mushroom. You're one side of a Hunter / Gatherer society, and it's not the Hunter. It's the side that, for 10 thousand years, has been taking the "only pretty after vodka" girl to prom. When you get done "hunting" for mushrooms, go home, buy yourself a new klingon outfit for the next 'con' you go to, and embrace virginity.